This has almost nothing at all to do with the run, but I thought I'd do it anyway. Are there userspaces like on wikipedia?
I is not a lolcat
Why is this on my chair?
Whatever it is, it falls slowly
Now it doesn't do anything
Leaf in hat
Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away
He's a real Oatmeal Man
Sitting in his Oatmeal land
Making all his Oatmeal plans